The jokes

Boy

My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.

Food

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

"Knuckle babies" don't eat.

Author

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

Apology

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

DNA

What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?

He forgot to adenine!

Thot

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

Crow

Why did the crows form a charity?

Because it's all for good caws!

Difference

What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?

One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.

Cure

Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"

Dad

Kid: Hey, Dad.

Dad: You're an hour late.

Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.

Dad: By yourself?

Kid: No.

Dad: A boy?

Kid: I was with the teacher.

Adoption

Mom, why was I adopted?

Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!

Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!

Onion

What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.