The jokes
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!