The jokes
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Memes
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!