The jokes
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
You. You're the joke.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.