The jokes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
It davving on the eons, broski.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"