The jokes
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.