The jokes
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
Memes
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.