The jokes
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
Let’s make this the most liked and commented [post].
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
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Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.