The jokes

Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.

Why did the skeleton have no friends?

He was a boner!

Heheheh!

Ah, see ya soon kiddo.

I'm going on break.

I'll give you some fried snow later!

You know what to do with this?

Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!

You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?

All they have is IVs!

Corona be like:

Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.

*snap*

Me and my friend roasting each other.

Friend: You look like a baboon.

Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What's the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.

Who's never the last man standing?

Stephen Hawking.

What did the rape victim give to her rapist?

Head.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.

The bakery where I work is being robbed. I said to the people, "I am calling the police." Then I realized they did not come for the money; they came for the bread. Huh, go figure!

At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.

What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?

Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.

What did the kid say to the toilet?

"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"

Two pedophiles are on a beach.

One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"

Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?

"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"

Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?

Good food, but no atmosphere.