The jokes

I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?

What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"

What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...

What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!

The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.

If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.

Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.

I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!

What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?

S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."

Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?

One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.

Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.

What did the cell say when it was dividing?

"It's not you, it's me."

What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg.

On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?

On the outer side. 😂😂

Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.

Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.

Me: "/"

Time for a Terraria joke.

What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?

A gold digger.

(play the game or watch some vids to understand)

Person one: What did the DJ name his son?

Person two: IDK, what?

Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).

Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.

Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!

Rachel: Alright!

On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.

Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!

Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.

Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.