The jokes
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.