The jokes
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.