The jokes
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
Memes
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
I'm the joke.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.