The jokes
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Memes
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.