The World jokes
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.