The World jokes
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.