The World jokes
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.