whats the smallest stick in the world?
your mans dick
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11victims, they went through 87 stories in 7seconds
How is the world like a box of crayons? - Nobody likes the white ones And a side note, It's multi colored
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
if a dog is white with black spots then it is 90% great and 10 % guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors
Mom why was I adopted? Because people are terrible and that’s how the world works son! Ok dad the world is TERRIBLE
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(
when your in the world trade center and you connect to airplane wifi
why is the world split in half because fat people are weighing the earth dow
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
You know, people allways tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the world trade center that? 🤔
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
"Why Are All These Orphans Here", Said Chris. " Because their dad went to go get the milk", Said MrBeast 3 Years Later, " I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD AND IM ALSO GIVING EACH OF THE 1000000000000 DOLLARS.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in china too.
"whats the wifi password" '121i362" "its not working' "what wifi are you trying to connect to" "the united airline" were in the world trade center tho
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did. I spread covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout
Kid in 2021 Im goated and hide and seek Ann Frank I am the hide and seek champion of the world
im never going bungee jumping cause a cord bridged me into the world it not taking me out
