What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
