The World jokes
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Memes
I love rdr2
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.