The World jokes
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Memes
FUCK YEA
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.