Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
The World Jokes
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
