Who’s the hottest girl in the world? Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
What's the most annoying thing in the world
When your told your still qualified to live
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Two large planes!
The worlds funniest joke your life
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
What would the world be like without women? A pain in the ass.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center? Because its an easy target.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it so instead he clapped her out of the world.
riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. what am I?
answer: a stamp
Pov. Orphans rull the world. God said I'm your dad. Then kills himself. The orphan waaaaa!
ur mama is so fat when she farted the world had to wear gas masks
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings
How is the world fattest Avocado called?Niko
Wy are orphan run around the world after the baseball coach said go home 🏠? Because he didn’t now what the hell to do.
The people in the world trade center ordered two pepperoni but got two plane.
