The Insiders jokes

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School Bus

  • What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?

    On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.

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    Noose

  • "Do you have a noose?"

    "Nose?"

    "Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

    "I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

    "No."

    *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

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    Suicide

  • What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

    None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.

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    Prick

  • Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.

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    Mother

  • Dad: Alive.

    Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

    Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

    Mother: Alive...

    Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

    Makeup

  • You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.

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