The Insiders jokes
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.