The Insiders jokes
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?