That jokes

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.

Today there was a line to punch me.

Yeah, that was the punch line.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."

Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house. Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.

Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.

Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.

"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?

Cold as hell.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.