That jokes

"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"

There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”

My dad told me he only drinks on days that start with a "T":

Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.

Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!

Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.

My wife said I have no sense of direction.

I said, "Where did that come from?"

Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?

A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.