That jokes
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.