That jokes
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.