That jokes

Character

  • I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

    I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

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  • Therapist

  • My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

    I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

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  • Family

  • "Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

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  • Teacher

  • Do you know the teacher that went up into space?

    You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."

    Product

  • Chinese always proud of their principle in business.

    The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.

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  • Dad

  • A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.

    Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"

    Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"

    Mom

  • Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

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  • Halloween

  • I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

    Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

    I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

    When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

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  • Murder

  • My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.

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  • Knife

  • Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart. I made sure it didn't outsmart me.