That jokes

Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!

My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.

Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?

Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"

The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"

Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.

As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.

Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.

Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.

How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.

That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!

One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

— No.

— That's the spirit!

What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?

"I'd hit that."

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.