That jokes
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"
So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."
The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"