That jokes
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.