That jokes
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
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Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.