That jokes

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.