Terry jokes

Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Terrier.

Terrier who?

Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.

Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?

Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.

He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.

When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.

It happened too fast, he watched the very last.

Next he died, eaten all fried.

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?

A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.

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