Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favourite Eminem song? A. Till I collapse.
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
