Terry jokes
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.