Terry memes

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.

He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.

When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.

It happened too fast, he watched the very last.

Next he died, eaten all fried.

Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?

A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.