(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
Terrorism Jokes
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
"Black midget porn is in 911."
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.