Terrorism jokes
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.