The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
my dad died in 911 he was a Muslim pilot
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
