Terrorism jokes

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

"Black midget porn is in 911."

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.