Terrorism jokes
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!