I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. my dad was a great pilot!
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Why were the tenets of the twin towers sad. They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the worlds overpopulation issue.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
Where does bin laden keep his cd’s
In Irak
Science flew us to the moon. Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematoriom you're doing "a good job" do it at home and your "destroying evidence." Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win..
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
Whats the difference between an ISIS militant base and a pakistani childrens school?
I dont know, i just fly the drone.
