The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
why are the twin towers mad? they ordered burgers but what they got was plane
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
