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The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Boom, it went.

Fall

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

Where do suicide bombers go after death?

Everywhere.

What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?

Osama Bin Laden.

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."