Terrorism

Terrorism Jokes

People

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

9/11

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Kamikaze

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Teacher

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Bomb

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

9/11

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Attack

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

Terrorist

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."