A husband comes home from work one day and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and half men.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy? But he really saved the History Channel.
What is the difference in between a orphan and a TV?
One has more channels
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Why can't a orphan watch T.V.
Because it can't find the home button
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor? Telephone? NO. Television? No. How then? Tell A Woman
TV Darth Vader :I'm your father
Orphans: yea
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
What do orphans and tvs have in common? At least one of them have a home
Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Whats the worst TV rseries for orphans?
Family Guy
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Ur mum is so fat, that when she walked past the television I missed a whole series of SpongeBob
Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "
*Weird background music*
