Television jokes
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
"Homo Simpson"
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔