What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
