Television jokes
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.