Television jokes
The Stigg is a joke.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
The Stigg
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!