Television

Television jokes

Helmet

  • Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.

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  • Plane

  • Tonight, on Top Gear!

    James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

    Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

    And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

    Dad

  • I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

    High

  • You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"