What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!
Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"
Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
