Television jokes
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
"Homo Simpson"
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.