Television jokes

The Stigg and his fake ass life.

The Stigg

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

What was the orphan's favorite TV show?

Full House.

What is an orphan's favorite show?

"Full House."

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

What is an orphan's least favorite show?

"Fuller House."

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

What show do orphans hate the most?

Fullerb

What's an emo's least favorite show?

Dr. Phil.

"Homo Simpson"