What happens to teeth when they go it water
bro I dunno they get wet?
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer; The front row of a Trump Rally!
Your teeth is so yellow when you smile you put the sun out of business
I did not believe in covid 19 until I saw your teeth social distancing
Your teeth are so yellow you spit butter
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
what is six inches,goes in your mouth,and it's fun when it vibrates.A TOOTH BRUSH.
what at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth and its more fun if it vibrates ? a toothbrush
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? because they don't have teeth xD
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter
what do cannibals eat to freshen there teeth. men toes
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
(whats the quickest way to get to the hospital? - just stand in the middle of a busy road) (whats red and bad for your teeth? - a brick) (what do my dad and nemo have in common? - the both can't be found) (what do you do after raping a deaf person? - cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone) ( MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;] )
WHY DO FORTNITE PLAYERS HAVE SUCH GOOD TEETH
BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FLOSS
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
I've been drinking from a tall cup his teeth look like twin towers al-Qaeda Blown him up
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry) but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth)
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick
