A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of achors so I punched him in the teeth
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... how mae Ingers am I olding up
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
The IRS came to this mans house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money thats been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. So he and his lawyer get to the IRS's office and sit down and the agent said there has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account and we wanted to know if you knew anything about it. The man says yes I do, I'm a gambler. The agent says you gamble with that much money. He man says yes, I'll give you an example. Alright I bet you 5,000$ that I can bite my left eye. Agent says alright deal. The man takes out his fake eye and bites it. Then the agents says that not fair. The man says I'll let you get your money back or even more, I bet you 7,500$ I can bite my right eye. He agents thinking I didn't see him come in with a guide dog or a stick so the agent says deal. The man takes out his false teeth and bites his right eye. The agent then says that's not fair. The man replies alright I have another one, your down 12,500$ I'll bet you 15,000$ if you put that waste basket on the other side of the room I can stand by your desk and piss across the room into the waste basket and not get a drop anywhere. The agent says that's impossible you've got a deal. The man starts peeing and pees all over his desk and the agent says I got you, he's laughing and happy that he final beat him, but then the lawyer has his hand on his face and the agent asked what's wrong with you and the lawyer replies the man bet me 100,000$ he could piss on your desk and you'd just love it.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
