My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
Whats the last thing that went through curt cobains mind? His teeth
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
The IRS came to this man's house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money that's been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man thought, "Maybe I need to get a lawyer." So he and his lawyer get to the IRS's office and sit down, and the agent said, "There has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account, and we wanted to know if you knew anything about it." The man says, "Yes, I do. I'm a gambler." The agent says, "You gamble with that much money?" The man says, "Yes, I'll give you an example. Alright, I bet you $5,000 that I can bite my left eye." Agent says, "Alright, deal." The man takes out his fake eye and bites it. Then the agent says, "That's not fair." The man says, "I'll let you get your money back, or even more. I bet you $7,500 I can bite my right eye." The agent, thinking, "I didn't see him come in with a guide dog or a stick," so the agent says, "Deal." The man takes out his false teeth and bites his right eye. The agent then says, "That's not fair." The man replies, "Alright, I have another one. You're down $12,500. I'll bet you $15,000, if you put that waste basket on the other side of the room, I can stand by your desk and piss across the room into the waste basket and not get a drop anywhere." The agent says, "That's impossible, you've got a deal." The man starts peeing and pees all over his desk, and the agent says, "I got you!" He's laughing and happy that he finally beat him, but then the lawyer has his hand on his face, and the agent asked, "What's wrong with you?" and the lawyer replies, "The man bet me $100,000 he could piss on your desk, and you'd just love it."
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
