NASA found water on Mars
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
I once told siri, "Hey Siri, why am i still single?" she opened the front camera.
What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button
What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
Steven Hawkins don’t have a dick he has a microchip
why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
Orphans maybe got Phones,but they dont have a Home-Button.
what do you call a nerd in space? a space nerd
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
I bought an orphan iphone 8 plus and he said he doesn't want it koz it didn't have a HOME button
Apple made a new product for Chinese people Called the iopener
Apple created the iphone x for orphans because they dont have a home.
Why did techno die? They broke his bed
I was just chillin in the world trade center and got airplane wifi
I donated a computer to the orphanage... It didn’t have a mother board.
Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...
