Technology

Technology Jokes

Computer

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

Train

I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."

Rapper

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Sense

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

Religion

Why can't science be combined with religion?

Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

WiFi

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

Rapper

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

Complaint

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

Camera

What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?

"Do you want the cameras on or off?"

Walkie-talkie

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

Orphan

I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.

Covid

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

Toaster

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.