Technology jokes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Memes
Meme:
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.