Technology jokes

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

I'm a bot, so coolllll!

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

I made a website about orphans.

Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.