Technology jokes
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Remember 2000? It was scary.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
U die from robot bite.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.