Technology jokes
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
U die from robot bite.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.