Technology jokes
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Sell PC.
Go to Croatia.
Try to fly to the US to meet female.
US won't let me in.
End up in Norway.
Female leaves me.
Female gets arrested by feds.
Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.
Just another day in the defib life.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? "Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.