Technology jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.

Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

Can disabled enable dark mode?

Who wants to buy my new NFT?

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?

U die from robot bite.

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

Man: Hey Siri!

Siri: Yes?

Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?

Siri: Uh...

*phone literally explodes*

"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

What can a mouse do?

He clicks.

What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."