Technology jokes
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Memes
Meme:
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.