Technology

Technology jokes

Dishwasher

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

Thigh

If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.

Memes

Member

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

Jack

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

Antenna

Two antennas met on a roof and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

Toy

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

Robot

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

Date

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Robot

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."