Technology jokes
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Memes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.