If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
Technology Jokes
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
