Technology jokes
Remember 2000? It was scary.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Memes
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."