Iβm enyaw and I fancy my pe teacher she is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank I always watch her bc I am a creep I live at school under the stairs but I also try follow her home and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door
Fat teachers be like: I hope you're paying a ten chin.
what do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
teacher" hey James this is the third time I asked you a question!" James'' but you told me not to answer you back!"
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground
Student - Its hot in here
Teacher - Thats Beacuse im in here
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school Because he cheated on a test
SO WHO DID IT the i.s.s teacher said. 1 hour before So let me ge............ Random person wait what you BROKE UP WITH HER. Me I SWEAR JHONNY THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUD INTO MY CONVERSATION SO..... HERE........ YOU........... GO *punches*
is that my student Na! it is jesus
stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself
My teacher got so made at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and i said βdamn, got hit twiceβ
