Miss Kadie jokes
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 馃幎 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 馃幎
Chandler-馃幍 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 馃幍
Mr. Beast- 馃幍 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 馃幍
Miss Kadie - 馃幍 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 馃幍
Kids- 馃幍 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 馃幍 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!