Teacher: this assignment is big. Student(male): I have something that’s big. Teacher: yeah your forehead
Why did the teacher get arrested. He gave the orphan homework!
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. Thats the third one this week and its only monday
my teacher: time can't count. me: every second counts. my teacher: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why did the school go remote because the teachers wanted to play with remotes
teacher: “okay so how are you going?” student :“i’m not going” teacher” oh so your a wheelchair person”
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home
The orphan where do I go
The teacher home
Orphan catch me on the streets then
a teacher says what comes befor 47 quite kid ak
teahcer:what does a cow say. Susie:moo. teacher:good now what does a duck say. jimmy:the duck goes quack. teacher: now what does a pig say. little jonny: a pig says get up agaist the wall you black motherfucker
The teacher once said to some students ̈i was an orphan before your principle hired me. ̈ the students said ̈oof that is sad ̈ the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ̈is anyone missing ̈ the students said ̈your parents. ̈ the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job
me. mom would you get mad at me for something i didn't do. mom. no. me ok good i didn't do my homework
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes
If the teachers tells you stand up if your not gay and there’s that one kid in the wheelchair
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
There was a new kid in my school the first thing the teacher said was me u the basement NOW
teachr. How many kids r I'n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement
One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied “pigs why?”peppa and George looked horrified
I miss- understood that, Miss understood
I would tell you a good joke but I can’t so here is a bad one
I would tell you a joke about a teacher but she’d kill you at school
