Teacher Jokes

Dad: School is cancelled, I think your teacher died or something Me: Wow they found the body already? Dad: :/

teacher: if u keep talking over me i'll call your parents! Orphan: YOU WILL?

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.

What the type of teacher who doesn't fart in public?

A Private Tutor/Tooter

i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one"

Student: "may I use the restroom professor?"😆🤣😂😅

Professor: "oui oui"🤣😆😂😅

Stundent: "no professor, DOO DOO"🤣😆😂😅

This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"

The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."

So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."

When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"

The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."

What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."

There was a kid named buttitches and his teacher was taking attendance. then the teavher asked"what is your name"? And he answered "buttitches" Then the teacher asked again "what's your name" and he replied buttitches. Then a student yelled out "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY"!!

When the school shooters finally leaves your class room but then the autistic kid next you sketchers light up

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children

A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀

The only person I’d have a cooking lesson with is Hitler

Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*

Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk

“Twins sitting in class” Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.

Techer: If you dont understand ask your parents at home. Orphan: I dont have neither of those :c

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said "Don't make me call your parents"

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."