Teacher: Where were you born? Student: The highway Teacher: What do you mean Student: I don't know my mom says thats were all the accidents happen.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where's the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it's running down my legs
Teacher: what's your favorite animal
Me: Desert Eagle
Teacher:why?
Me:cause it fits in my backpack
Teacher:"What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?" Student:"Mistakes in the dark make children"
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
"One, he killed himself"
Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Little johnnys teacher asks him "Johnny ,do you pray before you eat?" little johnny says "I dont need to, my mum makes good food.
Whats the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book? You can shut the book up
Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
If I was a history teacher I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
me. mom would you get mad at me for something i didn't do. mom. no. me ok good i didn't do my homework
teacher: "you know you can't sleep in my class" boy: " I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
