C4

C4 jokes

Teacher

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.

Death

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.