C4 jokes
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
Tom aint Tom
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
Curry.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
FIERY LOS
