C4 jokes

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.

What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?

A Citroën C4.

What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?

C4.

What is a terrorist's first move in chess?

C4.

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

What does a terrorist get for Christmas?

A C4.

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

Curry.

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?

Cunt.

dfg.