Taste jokes
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
I like moldy food.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)