What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
How does a mathematician get tan? -- sin/cos.
I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.
FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera.
My sister said I was only aloud to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong. The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Have you heard about the tanning Olimpics? Everyone wanted bronze (this is a lil cringe)