What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
How does a mathematician get tan? -- sin/cos.
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
When Trump goes to the beach he doesn't use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.
FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera.
no sabes la chiste de pocoyo tan pocoyo
My sister said I was only aloud to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong. The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
Have you heard about the tanning Olimpics? Everyone wanted bronze (this is a lil cringe)
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet
Tan toes
