What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.
FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
How does a mathematician get tan? -- sin/cos.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera.
My sister said I was only aloud to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong. The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit Had a new mash, just landed Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it The verbal ting I can't stand it Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it Mad ting Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it Back on a Feltham landing You ain't been in the hood like Robin I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud) The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud) No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue thats dead
Have you heard about the tanning Olimpics? Everyone wanted bronze (this is a lil cringe)