Taboo jokes
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
I'm a rapist.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.