It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.
I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
I'm a rapist.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
