Taboo jokes

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

How are rape and airplanes similar?

The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.

What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.

My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!

What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.

Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.

I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!

Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?

A. A boner.

What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?

"Meals on Wheels."

I'm a rapist.

So Kenny finally found his one true love.

But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.

A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.