Taboo jokes

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!

What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.

I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!

What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?

"Meals on Wheels."

What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.

Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!

I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.

Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?

A. A boner.

I'm a rapist.

So Kenny finally found his one true love.

But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.

Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.

A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."