I'm a rapist.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
I’m gonna stop telling rape jokes....
They just seem so forced
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes, they're so family friendly.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
I wanted to open a Brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was unfortunately not so well received.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
Cunt.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name