Taboo jokes

It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.

What's the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

Just trying to fit in.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."

Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."

Why do orphans love having sex?

Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."

Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.

"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.

"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."

What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?

Realizing you only put in 4.

Cunt.

This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."

I have a crush on my sister!