Taboo jokes
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
I'm a rapist.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.