What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys đ
Taboo Jokes
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
Nevermind, it's retarded.
I love eating pussy. Thatâs why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isnât for everybody.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
