Taboo jokes

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

Once you've had the mother,

Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.

If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!

Wanna hear a joke?

Rape.

I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.

I'm a rapist.

What's a priest's favorite toy?

A mute little boy.

How are rape and airplanes similar?

The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.

What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?

"Meals on Wheels."

What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.

What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.

It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.

Why does family love family?

Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.

What's the difference between apples and dead babies?

I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.

So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.

He'll probably leave her alone now.

He doesn't eat vegetables.

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.