Taboo jokes
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
I eat dick.
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
Mom (DYM 65).
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!
I fucc mi brother.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.