Taboo jokes
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
Nevermind, it's retarded.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.