Taboo

Taboo Jokes

Family

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

People

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

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  • Pussy

    I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

    Necrophiliac

    What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

    They both like cracking open a cold one.

    People

    I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

    Nursery Rhyme

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."

    Orphan

    Why do orphans love having sex?

    Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."

    Incest

    So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."

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  • Period

    How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.

    Incest

    What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

    Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

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  • Friend

    Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

    Incest

    What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

    I don't know.

    Neither do I, but it runs in the family.