Taboo jokes

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?

Mourning wood.

I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."

Digging stuff up is too hard.

I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.

Nevermind, it's retarded.

What do you call children born from incest?

Gross Domestic Product.

It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both like cracking open a cold one.

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

Why do orphans love having sex?

Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."

"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.

"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."

So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."

Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.

My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?

How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.