How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.