Taboo jokes
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys đ
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isnât for everybody.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Nevermind, it's retarded.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
I love eating pussy. Thatâs why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.