Taboo jokes

I fucc mi brother.

Slob on my knob.

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭

Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?

He killed his mom and then fucked her.

What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

Why can't an orphan suck my nut?

A girl can, one knows how.

Wanna hear a joke?

Rape.

My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!

What's hot and hard?

Me when I look at children.

Mom (DYM 65).

I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.

Like if you think rape jokes are funny.

Incest is wincest. (That was above.)

Fun for the whole family!

Next of kin, count me in!

How do men like their women? Striped.

How does a priest like their children? Clean.

Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.

What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.

When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.

It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.