Taboo jokes

I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?

I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

Wanna hear a joke?

Rape.

How are rape and airplanes similar?

The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.

My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

What do you say after committing incest? No Chromo!

So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.

He'll probably leave her alone now.

He doesn't eat vegetables.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

What's the best part about plowing your cousin?

- It makes your sister jealous.