Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Taboo Jokes
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
