In Alabama...How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
Incest is wincest
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old
The last 2 words you say after sex before going to sleep ?
Goodnight Mom !
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
I fucc mi brother
I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
