Taboo jokes
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
Nevermind, it's retarded.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."