Taboo jokes
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.