Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
Cunt.
