Taboo jokes
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
I'm a rapist.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.